G IN THE AIR

Been reading this while working nights in the area it takes place. This guy is the best and it's no wonder you hear the name Dashiell being called by three to four different set of parents, it's like Django but possibly cooler.
I am hooked on crime novels lately. I do not look forward to the day my man dies...

So I think Wikipedia owes me a coke or some shit.
That's what the kids do now-a-days right?
Coke?

its 3:30AM, I'm showering and sleeping until I cannot any longer....

HEY DILDO!

Check the new poll to the left to the left...

Yesterday was my first day back after a week and a half of being off on family leave, I was sick the whole time, still am... wahhhh!

The call came to report to the yard at 4:30am Thursday morning and I will be going somewhere and doing something. Its difficult to go to bed at 8:30pm when you have been staying up until 11pm watching BSG for a week and a half...
I finally got to bed at 11 and rose at 3am...
Pretty Sweet!

I went on a food waste route, got home at 11am and continued to do shit around the house and yard to ready it for our daughters first birthday.
No nap, and that usually leads to me being called in at night.
So when the phone rang at 7pm telling me to come to work at 9:30pm I was not surprised, a bit angry at God, but not surprised.

So in my first 24 hours back to work I slept 4 hours, worked 11 hours, and paced for 12...

STYLE C.H.U.D.S.!

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Two great tastes that taste great together!
I dont know why it posted twice ( I FIXED IT BITCHES!!!), the tech support guys are not in yet and I have to be at a meeting in the Sequoia room at 8:30 with Dan from accounting...
Besides I am a trash man not I.T.. ad besides again, this video is that good that you will watch it twice or maybe even mash it up for a club mix you lady pants wearing chud!

Also, and so on, this appears to be a series go here
to see the rest.

THIS GUY WALKS INTO THE DOCTORS OFFICE AND SAYS "I'M A TEE PEE! I'M A WIG WAM! I'M A TEE PEE! I'M A WIG WAM!". THE DR. SAYS "RELAX, YOU'RE TWO TENTS"

Now this is the second tent I have found while working.
Every so often there are trends in what folks are throwing out, sometimes I toss out five dog beds in one week, other times its dvd players or bread boxes.
The universe is a funny place.
I should start a freelance demographic/trend tracking/marketing company, I see the shit you throw out and I see the boxes of the shit you just bought...




Should it come as a surprise that the dirty foot prints on the door are Birkenstocks?
Would it be any different if they were bare feets?
Do you think broseph pulls them out only when he goes camping or to Cochella?
would I be a sharper person if I did not crowd my head with such crap?

On a lighter note:
Some asshole threw a ground bloom flower (firework) at me one night a few weeks back while I was working in China Town, he then got stuck at a red light as we approached.
I suppose I was more grateful than I was angry because it got the heart pumping a bit and distracted me from the thousand of pink bags you tend to see go in and come out of the truck when working in China Town at 1am.

WICKER MAN

Not to sure how recyclable this dude is, but he was posted face down at the pier where we dump the recycling.
I proceeded to bury him in Russian Hill's finest recycling.
Among the debris was some rich folks big assed box of vacation photos marked "Dubai" "Egypt" and my favorite "Poor places, Etc.".
I'm sure he dug looking at those as he rode the sorting belt....


**those are not my tire marks...

CAN YOU SAVE ME ROCKY DENNIS?

I am thinking about making these.
Best mask ever!
As we drove through Cow Hollow I put this on and my co-worker honked at folks, mostly women (hence the mask), it was humorous though to see some of the stuffy money ladies crack up as they walked into the coffee and smoothie spots. I think I shed a few funny tears during this trip...

SERVICE WITH A SMILE