Wednesday, August 19, 2009

EVERYTHING IS TITS



After being hurt for the better part of five months and not being able to hustle the can as much as my inner rage would prefer i got soft, gained some pounds.
Now that I am back the weight is shedding, the muscles are hurting all over again, the toes are rebuilding their calluses and the nipples are chaffing.

Really?

Sadly, yes.

Good thing the wife has some of this laying about.
However at the end of the day, the lanolin stains the shirt much to the same as the tortured gent pictured above, yet less drippy.

I think that I am now beginning to understand the odd stares I have been getting at the coffee shop after work...

2 comments:

reverend dick said...

band aids.

Morton Pivelfist said...

i know.
hair issues.

i have questions for you re: big dummy.
i will email when i am prepped.