Monday, March 12, 2007

I came as a rat



As it turns out rats will run the opposite direction that they are being moved.
So, if you ever find yourself in the position that I was in and its 4:30am in China town and you can't tell if its a dead hamster, chinchilla or a live rat masquerading as a stuffed animal inside a pink shopping bag remember to pull the can behind you. Opposed to the easier to steer and to manipulate method of pushing it in front of you.
Further more. Do your best to not mix up the direction the rat will jump, things have a way of confusing themselves when you are not there.

5 comments:

oshareneko said...

when I read such posts I feel 1. I have learned something, 2. Nervous for your health. -nervous nelly

oshareneko said...

but then again - you are probably developing the immune system of a cybog bull roach- so I shouldn't worry...

Morton Pivelfist said...

Me takes lots of acidophilus to insure such strength. At my previous job I got sick on two occasions that had me sitting down on one hole and holding a can in front of the other. Now the wife has me taking precautions.

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Morton Pivelfist said...

For the record I did not find this rat king in person.

If I did I would no longer be a garbage shelper, I would be touring the world giving lectures on my discovery.

This is the result of a google search. Not as exciting of a discovery eh?

I really was looking forward to asking the Smithsonian if they could prepare a vegan dinner for my induction ceremony too.