The morning regiment is often done in a hurried stumbling manner. There are, however some things that must not be done in such a rush. The above are a few of the folks that I have gotten very close with over the last year. From left to right:
-Daily usage, so long as there is movement there is baby powder on the floor of the bathroom in the morning.
-I had not opted to use this ass saver until the end of a 13 hour day in extreme summer heat. I haven't had much use for this in the last few months but will be re-upping the tube in the next few weeks. Again soon I will be touching my cheeks before I can even see straight.
-For when it hurts (usually the knees) and I don't care what I smell like, old Chinese man anyone? I used to use paper towels for application but even then it would find its way burning at the edge of my eyes. Now I have wizened up a bit and picked up some latex gloves. Sort of like a self administered proctology exam just far far away from the region. I will not relive that nightmare again.
-This is a tool of good faith. I find it to work very well, but without the foul smell and burning feel there is not the direct connection when it comes to convincing the brain of that. Just ask a hippy.
-Notice the cheap brand. The amount of this stuff I can consume when things are bad it starts to make more sense the pay the $12.99 than the $24.99 for the name brand.
Not pictured: Lava hand scrub, fingernail brush, moleskin, second skin blister relief and band aids.
So next time you see me and dodge the hand shake, rest assured that I am a ardent hand washer, so much so that I tend to feel like I need help.
3 comments:
Steve-dad and I prefer Gold Bond medicated powder to the Baby kind, but otherwise I don't have much experience with the rest of your various tinctures and potions.
The finds in the other posts were great.
I figured you would appreciate them as you have asked before. found some photos today, kept them at the scornful eye of my partner, will post them later.
I heard som out of contect tyraid against gold bond regarding "nut cancer" and I have always been partial to the johnsons brand for the nook powdering.
gold bond contains talcum which has caused cancerr in all lab animal test(e)s.
thats why baby powder no longer contains talcum.
its like rubbing asbestos all over your balls.
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