PROTECT YA NECK (or grill)

The rich get richer and the poor come up on a fresh grill.

EVERYTHING IS TITS

After being hurt for the better part of five months and not being able to hustle the can as much as my inner rage would prefer i got soft, gained some pounds.
Now that I am back the weight is shedding, the muscles are hurting all over again, the toes are rebuilding their calluses and the nipples are chaffing.

Really?

Sadly, yes.

Good thing the wife has some of this laying about.
However at the end of the day, the lanolin stains the shirt much to the same as the tortured gent pictured above, yet less drippy.

I think that I am now beginning to understand the odd stares I have been getting at the coffee shop after work...

TROLLING FOR TRASH

In a way its like being a fisherman,
just with more dog shit.
Found here,
and here.

ACCOMPLISHITTED

In a can I noticed two dozen trophies,
I turned to the owner of the building who was watching me dump his trash
"This is sad, they are someone's accomplishments..."

"My sons are the worst athletes ever."

IT'S ABOOUT TIME.

Got hurt 10 days after last post.
Desk jockey. Not much to muse about.
Back in the saddle now.
ish.

(07-06) 14:53 PDT Mastic Beach, N.Y. (AP) --

A father and son are facing almost $20,000 in fees and fines after New York authorities said they removed about 42 tons of trash from their property. Brookhaven Town officials said they took away tires, car parts, hoses and other trash — about 85,000 pounds in all — piled up on a residential lot in Mastic Beach on eastern Long Island.
The site on Daisy Drive also has a single-family home, where John W. Mallgren and his son, John R. Mallgren, live.
Authorities said the Mallgrens will have to pay $8,742 for removal of the trash, which filled 10 garbage trucks. They also face fines. The house was condemned last month.

12 BUNCHES OF FUN

BAY BRIDGE. FRONT SEAT. TRASH TRUCK. 6:30am.

QUESTION, AND THAT'S ONLY IF I CAN ASK THIS QUESTION?

It rained balls this morning. We were soaked,
or I was from hanging on the back of the truck (no mud flaps).
Hyde St. is a pain no matter what block you are on,
This route has us in the Tenderloin.
It's dodgy in these parts.
Cars and folks on altered agendas.
So in stead of getting hit by a 40 or a car I get hit with this:
"So, uhh, what porn sites do you look at?"
-My Partner

WHOLE BODY CARE(less)?

OH! FOR REAL?!

EXCUSE

Been gone so long forgot I had this,
and you...

Having issues with the size of my photos.
Too lazy to fix right now.

Stuck on nights which makes me stuck on stupid...
Ask the wife.

Soon enough,
more illiterate ramblings from the trash man.

NOT SINCE STOMP...

My brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl

After a long day at work this awaits you at the gas pump.

OT! My location as of 2:55pm. Holy ship!

SIDE-HATCHED

This gem was in the side box on the truck I used Monday.
Did not see it until I was gassing up at the end.
The thought occurred to take it home and pound it until two prominent thoughts showed them selves.

The first: I had consumed four of these while gearing up for a party at my house back when they were first introduced and how I stood the buzz for approximately one half hour before passing out 20 minutes into the party. Lesson learneded.

The second is that I am 5 weeks into a wagon ride that is to last until a black man sits in a white house.

There is a third thought, which was much more aggressive:
THIS SHIT IS NASTY!

ICE BREAKER 1-9

The conversation (read with Italian accent) starts out with:
"I only had sex with prostitute one time, I was thirteen.
She told me to hurry up, kept asking if I was finished yet.
It affected me my whole life... It was my first time. "

Awkward, awkward silence.

"I got gonorrhea too. Couldn't tell my mother so I told my sister instead..."
After digesting I suggested it was perhaps the STD and older sister with the upper hand that might have been what ailed him.

RE: CROPPED PICS ON NEW POSTS

Too tired to fix.
Don't much care anyway.
Click on the picture and it will open in it's intended size and you will have something over me because I made it so you would have to click and extra time or two.
Or is it I that will have something over you?
Been up since 12:45am and need to nap.
That is what I am all about these days.
Certainly not this blog.